Democratic National Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony. Followed by Group-Participation Shredding of the US Constitution! – Sponsored by CNN
Address on “Being the Real You.”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
“How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be broke.”
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job; and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal.
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.
Tribute to All of the 57 States.
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Undocumented Shoppers” instead of “Looters.”
Announcement of VP Nominee Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s someone she got killed in Benghazi.
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting. General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance.”
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you.” Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave ISLAMIC Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO.
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs.”
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal.”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Hillary.
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews