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Democratic National Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August 2016


11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony. Followed by Group-Participation Shredding of the US Constitution! – Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on “Being the Real You.”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
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4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be broke.”
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

“How to have a successful career without ever having a job; and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal.
Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.

5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States.
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Undocumented Shoppers” instead of “Looters.”

7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s someone she got killed in Benghazi.

8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting. General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance.”

9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you.” Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave ISLAMIC Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO.
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs.”
Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal.”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary.
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews


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